The Luau was fantastic last weekend. People were loving the “Drink. Pee. Repeat.” shirts. Girls were loving the stickers and placing them in various places. We’d show you all the sweet pics, but we lost our camera. So if you happened to find a black camera like the one in the picture, shoot us an e-mail at Contact@ruJersey.com. You’ll be greatly rewarded. Well, not greatly, but you will be rewarded.
So Mel Gibson and his wife of 28 years are getting a divorce. Since she’s been around since before he was rich, there was no prenup and she’s enititled to nearly $1 billion. In honor of Mel’s situation, we decided to post this joke to make him feel better:
Question: How are women and tornadoes alike?
Answer: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
So much for April being a quiet to take it easy in preparation for Summer. The holiday weekend got started Thursday night at Katmandu out in Trenton. Lots of TCNJ heads in attendance, but Katie’s boyfriend wasn’t one of them.
Boston’s happy hour was where Friday got started. Things got serious when we moved to the bar. Shots happened. And Tara thinks a 5k is 5 miles.
We stuck to our guns for Easter Eve, stopped by Kenny’s bar at the ‘Boo then hit Hemingway’s until the lights came on. Great times. No pictures.
Bar Crawl info coming soon.
If you have off for Good Friday and have a long weekend coming up, you should think about hitting up The Stone Pony to check out our favorite local band: Flight’s Kool.
These dudes are awesome, and the facebook page for the event has confirmation from a bunch of hot chicks. Think about it.
Today is the 1st Tuesday in April, and you have no idea what that means. But to some of us, it’s a day for a gathering of like-minded individuals for an early morning breakfast. Despite a few absentees, breakfast was a success, even if the hostess, the waiter, and the cook were all the same person.
And to brighten the day, we were graced by the presence of a family of 4, dressed head-to-toe in their Yankee gear at 6am. You guessed it: Brickies. Where else can you spot a guy enjoying a 6am Denny’s breakfast in his Johnny Damon t-shirt and bluetooth headset. God Bless Bricktown.
Opening Day 2009 proved 2 things: (1) The Metropolitans off-season was money well spent, as their bullpen closed out a 1-run lead, and (2) C.C. Sabathia is fat.
It’s also Opening Day for fantasy baseball leagues and 13-run rule pools. We have a gambling problem.
Check back tomorrow to see who won the bracket challenge.
Successful start to the weekend. Kicked it off with a little Boston’s happy hour, a pre-game at Uncle Jim’s, then hit up Point Pleasant for some Jenk’s action. RDP loves chicks with tatts. Didn’t see that coming.
Rainbow Diner this morning with the Mac brothers was cluth. Great portions, even if the staff is full of Brickies. AC tonight - Harrah’s Pool Bar. Do it.
Apparently, genital waxing a.k.a. “brazilians” have always been banned in the Garden State, but never enforced. Apparently, two chicks were “injured” during a bikini waxing session and complained and might ruin it for everyone. The Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling next meets on April 14th. Let’s show up with signs and chicks in bikinis.
Orrrr just hang out with chicks in bikinis on the 14th? Either or..
Action Jackson. Baby Dave. The Human Highlight Reel. David Joseph Jackson is back in TR for the day.
He claims he gave up drinkking for Lent. $20 to the anti-Christ who gets him to have his first.
You can find us at various drinking institutions around town all day. Seaside tonight.
The 1st Day of Spring is always exciting because it usually means two things: skirts & cleavage. Unfortuately, it’s snowing out. So you’ll have to settle for free Rita’s.
The fun thing to do is plan your day so that you get to stop by multiple Rita’s stores for multiple freebies. All the cool kids are doing it.
And the 4th-graders.